Month: December 2005

Let's Pretend


Let’s pretend that Jeb Bush has half the brainpower of his brother (George, not Neil)

Another Brilliant Result of Federalizing Airport Security


Security officers, newly trained in “behavior recognition” screening, will scan the crowds for travelers who

Urgent Action Needed on Tax Reform


The President’s panel on tax reform failed in its mandate to recommend “a plan to

Left wing Missouri B!0g Gets Press Exemption


The Federal Election Commission has granted a press exemption to a left wing Missouri b!0g

A Little More Democracy Breaks Out


A little more democracy is breaking out in the Middle East with the first elections

I Thought Balance Was a Virtue or Does That Only Apply to Forcing Al Franken on Listeners?


The government has decided to balance the money it spends running pro-enemy propaganda at home