Arab Hijackers Now Eligible For Pre-Boarding

If you haven’t read Ann Coulter’s regular columns or books or listened to her frequent appearances on talk radio, you have to start. (And if you can catch her on TV, even better…not too hard on the eyes.) Here’s a sample:

Arab Hijackers Now Eligible For Pre-Boarding
“Like many of you, I carefully reviewed the lawsuits against the airlines in order to determine which airlines had engaged in the most egregious discrimination, so I could fly only that airline. But oddly, rather than bragging about the charges, the airlines heatedly denied discriminating against Middle Eastern passengers. What a wasted marketing opportunity! Imagine the great slogans the airlines could use:

“Now Frisking All Arabs %u2013 Twice!”

“More Civil-Rights Lawsuits Brought by Arabs Than Any Other Airline!”

“The Friendly Skies %u2013 Unless You’re an Arab”

“You Are Now Free to Move About the Cabin %u2013 Not So Fast, Mohammed!”

“If John Kerry would promise to fire Norman Mineta and start racial profiling at the airports, I would campaign for him. Unfortunately, like George Bush, Kerry doesn’t travel commercial air with the little people.”

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