Democrat Scientists Shocked by Revelation

Democrat scientists were shocked and dismayed by the finding that elephants are self-aware.

Researchers at the Yerkes National Primate Research h Center at Emory University and Wildlife Conservation Society in New York carried out a study and found indications that female elephants examine their own reflections in a mirror and not mistake them for another elephant.

Meanwhile in a less reported experiment, when Bud the Jack Ass was shown his reflection in a mirror he failed to notice the large X on his forehead, instead screaming “Oh my God, I’m a Democrat!” and running headlong over a nearby cliff.

Elephants found to recognize themselves in front of mirror

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