Today is Festivus, the Holiday for the Rest of Us.
You can proceed with the Airing of Grievances in the comments if you like, or take it elsewhere if you’d rather.
Sorry, I have no Festivus pole (Grievance #1) so I’m using the pink aluminum Christmas Tree I stole from Charlie Brown (Grievance #2).
I didn’t get anybody any Festivus gifts (Grievance #3) because I thought that Festivus had been over commercialized (Grievance #4).
The Feats of Strength would commence after dinner but I don’t feel like wrestling (Grievance #5).
(Feel free not to read this if you’re an easily offended “War on Christmas” type with no sense of humor.)