Let's Pretend

Let’s pretend that Jeb Bush has half the brainpower of his brother (George, not Neil) . Now let’s pretend that he’s Governor of Florida. And let’s pretend that as Governor he can issue pardons. Now let’s pretend he has a pen…

Two Flagler County elementary school pupils were arrested last week after pretending a plastic bag of parsley was marijuana.

An arrest report by Cpl. Don Apperson, a school resource deputy with the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office, said the two girls, each 10-year-old pupils at Old Kings Elementary School, were showing classmates a plastic bag with a green leafy substance they said was marijuana.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal: Flagler

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