Oh no! Ninjas!

Apparently in addition to fearing skanky women with bondage gear, liberals and Arabs (Iraqi and Yemeni anyway) are terribly afraid of men in ninja costumes. And not just that, but…music! Scrappleface comes close, but you just can’t make up stuff this good.

A recent Amnesty International report tells of two Yemeni prisoners held in a secret U.S. detention facility who say they were kept in an underground cell with Western music piped in 24 hours a day for well over a year, and interrogated daily by U.S. guards who were fully covered “like ninjas.”

ABC News: CIA Operates Secret Prison Network

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